I want to be able to enjoy whatever beach time I'll get this year, so here is my DOs and DON'Ts for the beach 2012. Lets all try and adhere to the rules.
1. If you're a handsome man - DO offer to put sunlotion all over my body. I'll say yes even if I'm already covered.
3. DO put on self tanner before you go to the beach. Nobody wants to see your pearly white fat rolls.
1. DON'T get your cheap beach towel too close to mine. I only do Marimekko beach gear.
|Say NO to cheap towels!|
|Say NO to bad, depressing music!|
|Say NO to inquisitive bitches!|